I need a boat.
*Martian spacecraft staffers at Indian space control, September 2014
Home is where the gas pump doesn’t ask for your ZIP code
Our fridge is covered in magnets from Mincing Mockingbird, my wife bought every one that was available in 2009. We got some prints along the way too. Wish I had snagged an original.
OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.
I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD
You need to see it.
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
WELL PLAYED SIR
Half done reinsulating the basement. It was all torn out when we got the place. Stoked to finally put it back. Boring dad doing boring dad shit. Beer time.